My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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