brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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