remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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