i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
