I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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