I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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