Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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