Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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