I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
