they need to just BURY HIM!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
