Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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