The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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