My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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