Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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