should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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