I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
