i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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