He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?