I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.