Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to