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(502): View more from Kentucky

I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit

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(702): View more from Nevada

I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.

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(516): View more from New York

I understand why you refuse to be sober now

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(407): View more from Florida

Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.

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(281): View more from Texas

NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?

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(312): View more from Illinois

WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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