New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
How's your threesome situation going?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh