I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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