capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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