There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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