Kiss
Puke
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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