My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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