i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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