so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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