wat bout pragnant strippers??
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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