You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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