just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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