My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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