i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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