Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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