belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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