shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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