that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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