Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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