in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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