Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
