hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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