I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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