ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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