and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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