We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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