summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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