8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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