that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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