This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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