weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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