never play flip cup with pint glasses
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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