The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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