69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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