No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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