Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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