i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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