Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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