The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.